MFC, hold please

ME: Have you ever done a cleanse?

YOU: No, but I appreciate you caring enough to ask.

ME: I, too, have never done a cleanse.

(Fast forward 21 days...)

ME: Have you ever done a cleanse?

YOU: No, but I appreciate you caring enough to ask.

ME: That's funny, I HAVE done a cleanse so I am better than you. That's just science.

That's right, folks, this lady is telling the toxins that have set up camp in her body to get the f*ck out for the next three weeks. I'm doing "The Clean Program" cleanse after first reading about it in Outside magazine then hearing more and more great things about it. The way i figure it is that it's only 21 days and it's only food. If at the end I feel no change, whatevs!

The fun starts tomorrow and I will be sure to blog about how it's going. I have a feeling there are a lot of trips to the bathroom in my future that you will get to read about. Talk about a win win!!